hahaha i just got the besttt text message.
Women are like the apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality they are AMAZING! They have to wait for the right guy to come along. The one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree because they value quality!
[and then of course the ‘you have been considered one of the prettiest and most phenomenal women in my contact list’ lol uhh duhh ;)]
kkkkkk just thought i’d share cause it’s funnn 🙂